Father Bernard

His patience was such as no circumstances, however offensive, could subdue. One day he presented a petition in favour of an unfortunate person, to a nobleman in place; the latter b...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Politeness.
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Sir William Jones and Thomas Day

One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of the former, a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day; kill...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Laws And Lawyers.
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man--shut it up--shut it up! Go home and read my book, p

, and take one of the pills there mentioned every night on going to bed." The lawyer handed over the fee, and was about to leave the room, when Mr. A. thus accosted him: "Why, look...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Doctors.
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George I

During the siege of Fort St. Philip, a young lieutenant of marines was so unfortunate as to lose both his legs by a chain-shot. In this miserable and helpless condition he was conv...

Free Jokes Anecdotes War.
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Doing Homage

Mr. Carbonel, the wine merchant who served George III., was a great favourite with the king, and used to be admitted to the royal hunts. Returning from the chase one day, his majes...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Kings.
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Questioning

Sir John Fielding gave a curious instance in the case of an Irish fellow who was brought before him when sitting as a magistrate at Bow-street. He was desired to give some account...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Laws And Lawyers.
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Sir Joshua Reynolds

"What do you ask for this sketch?" said Sir Joshua to an old picture-dealer, whose portfolio he was looking over. "Twenty guineas, your honour." "Twenty pence, I suppose you mean?"...

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Mackenzie," was the reply

"What, without an uniform?" rejoined the lieutenant; "oh, get back, get back, impostor; the general would break your bones if he knew you assumed his name." The general on this mad...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Fidelity.
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The Wounded Sailor

When Admiral Benbow was a common sailor, his messmate, who was stationed with him at the same gun, lost his leg by a cannon shot. The poor fellow instantly called out to his friend...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Sailors.
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China-ware

An English gentleman wanting a dessert-service of porcelain made after a particular pattern, sent over to China a specimen dish, ordering that it should be exactly copied for the w...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Miscellaneous.
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Generosity of Turenne

The deputies of a great metropolis in Germany, once offered the great Turenne one hundred thousand crowns not to pass with his army through their city. "Gentlemen," said he, "I can...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Temper.
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Countess de St. Belmont

When M. de St. Belmont, who defended a feeble fortress against the arms of Louis XIV., was taken prisoner, his wife, the Comtesse de St. Belmont, who was of a most heroic dispositi...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Heroism.
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Reclaimed Felons

The late Dr. Lettsom says, "I have been so happy as to reform two highwaymen who had robbed me; and from this I think that few of our fellow-creatures are so hardened, as to be imp...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Sailors.
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An American heroine

During the summer of 1787, writes Mr. McClung, in his Sketches of Western Adventure, "The house of Mr. John Merrill, of Nelson County, Kentucky, was attacked by the Indians, and de...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Miscellaneous.
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Pope the Poet

This celebrated poet is said to have been once severely retorted upon. A question arose in company respecting the reading of a passage with or without a note of interrogation. Pope...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Miscellaneous.
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Quartering

At an election for Shrewsbury, in the reign of George I., a half-pay officer, who was a nonresident burgess, was, with some other voters, brought down from London at the expense of...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Soldiers.
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The Two Smith's

A gentleman took lodgings in the same house with James Smith, one of the celebrated authors of the "Rejected Addresses." His name was also James Smith. The consequence was an etern...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Miscellaneous.
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A Dieppe Pilot

In August, 1777, a vessel from Rochelle, laden with salt, and manned by eight hands, with two passengers on board, was discovered making for the pier of Dieppe. The wind was at the...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Heroism.
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Marshal de Nevailles

At the battle of Senef, the Prince of Conde sent word to Marshal de Nevailles to be ready to engage the enemy. The messenger found him hearing mass, at which the prince being enrag...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Hospitality.
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Welcome Sight

A writer of a modern book of travels, relating the particulars of his being cast away, thus concludes: "After having walked eleven hours without having traced the print of human fo...

Free Jokes Anecdotes War.
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Johnson and Lord Elibank

"Lord Elibank," says Sir W. Scott, "made a happy retort on Dr. Johnson's definition of oats, as the food of horses in England, and men in Scotland." "Yes," said he, "and where else...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Kings.
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Mimic Reclaimed

In the beginning of the last century, a comedian of the name of Griffin, celebrated for his talents as a mimic, was employed by a comic author to imitate the personal peculiarities...

Free Jokes Anecdotes The Drama--actors, Etc.
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Van Dyke

"When any one commits an offence against me," this painter used to say, "I try to raise my soul so high that the offence shall not be able to reach up to it."

Free Jokes Anecdotes Forgiveness.
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300 scudi (L62), with the words, "For the advocate ..

Pius IX.," in the pontiff's own handwriting. Dr. Glynn was remarkable for many acts of kindness to poor persons. He had attended a sick family in the fens near Cambridge for a cons...

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Dunning

The witty Lord Ross, having spent all his money in London, set out for Ireland, in order to recruit his purse. On his way, he happened to meet with Sir Murrough O'Brien, driving fo...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Miscellaneous.
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The Princess Charlotte

During the residence of Her Royal Highness at Bognor, where she had gone for the recovery of her health, an officer of long standing in the army was arrested for a small sum, and b...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Humanity.
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Camp Dinner

During the war, in which the eccentric Count Schaumbourg Lippe commanded the artillery in the army of Prince Frederick of Brunswick, against the French, he one day invited several...

Free Jokes Anecdotes War.
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The Sailor and the Actress

"When I was a poor girl," said the Duchess of St. Albans, "working very hard for my thirty shillings a week, I went down to Liverpool during the holidays, where I was always kindly...

Free Jokes Anecdotes The Drama--actors, Etc.
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Gallant Daughter

Sir John Cochrane, who was engaged in Argyle's rebellion against James II., was taken prisoner, after a desperate resistance, and condemned to be executed. His daughter, having not...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Heroism.
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Spare Moments

The great French Chancellor D'Aguesseau carefully employed every moment of his time. Observing that Madame D'Aguesseau always delayed ten or twelve minutes before she came down to...

Free Jokes Anecdotes Time, Value Of.
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