The Drunkard In Paradise

By Monseigneur de Lannoy _The sixth story is of a drunkard, who would confess to the Prior of the Augustines at the Hague, and after his confession said that he was then in a holy...

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The Obliging Brother

By Monsieur De Villiers. _Of a damsel who married a shepherd, and how the marriage was arranged, and what a gentleman, the brother of the damsel, said._ As you are all ready to lis...

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The Over-cunning Cure

By Michault De Changy. _Of a priest who would have played a joke upon a gelder named Trenche-couille, but, by the connivance of his host, was himself castrated._ There formerly liv...

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The Devil's Horn

By Monseigneur. _Of a noble knight of Germany, a great traveller in his time; who after he had made a certain voyage, took a vow to never make the sign of the Cross, owing to the f...

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The Obsequious Priest

By Philippe De Laon. _Of a priest of Boulogne who twice raised the body of Our Lord whilst chanting a Mass, because he believed that the Seneschal of Boulogne had come late to the...

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The Castrated Clerk

By Monseigneur L'amant De Brucelles. _How a lawyer's clerk in England deceived his master making him believe that he had no testicles, by which reason he had charge over his mistre...

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The Lost Ass Found

By Michault De Changy. _Of a good man of Bourbonnais who went to seek the advice of a wise man of that place about an ass that he had lost, and how he believed that he miraculously...

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The Sore Finger Cured

By Philippe De Laon. _Of a monk who feigned to be very ill and in danger of death, that he might obtain the favours of a certain young woman in the manner which is described hereaf...

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The Woman With Three Husbands

By Philippe De Laon. _Of a "fur hat" of Paris, who wished to deceive a cobbler's wife, but over-reached, himself, for he married her to a barber, and thinking that he was rid of he...

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The Pope-maker, Or The Holy Man

By Monseigneur de Crequy _Of a hermit who deceived the daughter of a poor woman, making her believe that her daughter should have a son by him who should become Pope; and how, when...

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The Match-making Priest

By Monseigneur De La Roche. _Of a village priest who found a husband for a girl with whom he was in love, and who had promised him that when she was married she would do whatever h...

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The Husband In The Clothes-chest

By Monseigneur De Beauvoir. _Of a great lord of this kingdom and a married lady, who in order that she might be with her lover caused her husband to be shut in a clothes-chest by h...

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The Waggoner In The Bear

By Monseigneur _Of a goldsmith of Paris who made a waggoner sleep with him and his wife, and how the waggoner dallied with her from behind, which the goldsmith perceived and discov...

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The Considerate Cuckold

By Monseigneur Le Duc. _Of a knight of Picardy, who lodged at an inn in the town of St. Omer, and fell in love with the hostess, with whom he was amusing himself--you know how--whe...

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The Lost Ring

By Monseigneur De Commesuram. _Of two friends, one of whom left a diamond in the bed of his hostess, where the other found it, from which there arose a great discussion between the...

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The Chaste Lover

By Philippe De Laon. _Of a rich merchant of the city of Genoa, who married a fair damsel, who owing to the absence of her husband, sent for a wise clerk--a young, fit, and proper m...

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Between Two Stools

By Monseigneur De Waurin. _Of a noble knight who was in love with a beautiful young married lady, and thought himself in her good graces, and also in those of another lady, her nei...

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Carvalho

I. The first time I ever met Ernest Carvalho was just before the regimental dance at Newcastle. I had ridden up the Port Royal mountains that same morning from our decaying sugar e...

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A Rod For Another's Back

By The Seneschal Of Guyenne. _Of a citizen of Tours who bought a lamprey which he sent to his wife to cook in order that he might give a feast to the priest, and the said wife sent...

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The Three Reminders

By Monseigneur De La Roche. _Of three counsels that a father when on his deathbed gave his son, but to which the son paid no heed. And how he renounced a young girl he had married,...

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The Metamorphosis

By The Editor. _Relates how a Spanish Bishop, not being able to procure fish, ate two partridges on a Friday, and how he told his servants that he had converted them by his prayers...

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The Women Who Paid Tithe

By Monseigneur De Villiers. _Of the Cordeliers of Ostelleria in Catalonia, who took tithe from the women of the town, and how it was known, and the punishment the lord of that plac...

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The Muddled Marriages

By The Archivist Of Brussels. _Of two men and two women who were waiting to be married at the first Mass in the early morning; and because the priest could not see well, he took th...

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The Husband Turned Confessor

By Jehan Martin. _Of a married gentleman who made many long voyages, during which time his good and virtuous wife made the acquaintance of three good fellows, as you will hear; and...

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The Use Of Dirty Water

By Monseigneur De La Roche. _Of a jealous man who recorded all the tricks which he could hear or learn by which wives had deceived their husbands in old times; but at last he was d...

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Indiscretion Reproved, But Not Punished

By The Provost Of Wastennes. _Of a woman who heard her husband say that an innkeeper at Mont St. Michel was excellent at copulating, so went there, hoping to try for herself, but h...

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The Sleeveless Robe

By Alardin. _Of a gentleman of Flanders, who went to reside in France, but whilst he was there his mother was very ill in Flanders; and how he often went to visit her believing tha...

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The Lady Who Lost Her Hair

By Monseigneur. _Of a noble lord who was in love with a damsel who cared for another great lord, but tried to keep it secret; and of the agreement made between the two lovers conce...

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The Man Above And The Man Below

By Monsigneur De La Roche. _Of a married woman who gave rendezvous to two lovers, who came and visited her, and her husband came soon after, and of the words which passed between t...

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The Woman, The Priest, The Servant, And The

WOLF. By Monseigneur De Villiers. _Of a gentleman who caught, in a trap that he laid, his wife, the priest, her maid, and a wolf; and burned them all alive, because his wife commit...

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